aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

awfullyy:

I lost count how many times in a day where I say “I want to sleep”

cheskasmagicshire:

nerthos:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.
@KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

I think this picture better illustrates the size of that monument.

I never even knew this existed this makes me so happy to find out about it

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

lilcraic:

"aren’t u a little too old to like one direction"

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collarandbones:

Natasha Lyonne is on a roll right now.

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks 

rottenmeats:

"bi ppl callin themselves gay *annoyed reaction image*"

holy shit shut up your sexuality is ‘homosexual’ and gay is a colloquialism for anything not straight, which is the colloquialism for ‘heterosexual’.  i have to hear about ‘gay rights’ and ‘gay marriage’ all fukin day ignoring everyone else if youre gonna force the term there youre gonna live with other lgbt ppl (the gay commuinity) callin themselves ‘gay’ 

homoish:

my whole family went out and i didnt want to go so i stayed home and it’s literally been two hours and my dad just texted me “where are you”